Description
• Comedy Equestrian Card • A5 Premium card • Exclusive Equetech design • Designed and Made in the UK• Envelope included
"Happy Birthday - May your wine glass be as full as your muck heap!"
Brighten any horse lover’s day with the Equetech ‘Muck Heap’ Greetings Card, a hilarious and relatable design that captures the true glamour of equestrian life! Perfect for birthdays, this witty card celebrates the everyday reality of the stable yard – muddy boots, hay in your hair, and the never-ending muck heap.
Part of our popular Equetech comedy equestrian greetings card range, the ‘Muck Heap’ card blends clever humour with charming illustration to create a design every rider will recognise. Whether it’s for a friend, instructor, or fellow yard buddy, this card is guaranteed to raise a laugh and remind them that horses make even the dirtiest jobs worthwhile, with a wine chaser!
Designed and made in the UK, this A5 eco-friendly greetings card is printed on high-quality, sustainably sourced card stock and packaged without plastic. The inside is blank for your own message, making it ideal for personal notes, witty captions, or heartfelt words that will mean even more than the joke on the front.
The Equetech ‘Muck Heap’ Greetings Card perfectly sums up the muddy, messy, and magical side of equestrian life. A must-have for anyone who knows that love for horses means never being afraid of a bit of muck! Envelope included.
Delivery
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We stock thousands of products in our express warehouse, while others are warehoused externally. As a result, delivery times can vary between products and size/colour options.
If your order contains multiple items, we'll normally dispatch everything together once all items are ready. Please use the longest estimated lead time shown on your order to calculate when it is likely to arrive. If you require part of your order sooner, please contact our customer service team before placing your order to check this is possible. This may incur additional delivery charges.
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For next working day delivery, all items must show an eligible dispatch estimate and your order must be placed before our daily cut-off time of 1pm. Orders placed on Fridays, weekends or Bank Holidays may take longer to arrive.
Free UK Mainland Delivery
We offer FREE Royal Mail economy delivery on eligible UK mainland orders over £60.
*Free delivery is available on qualifying items up to 2kg and 61cm in length. Oversized or heavier products, including items such as muck scoops, rakes and dressage whips, are excluded from this service. Available delivery options will be shown during checkout.
We deliver using trusted couriers including Royal Mail, DPD, FedEx, DX and DHL, depending on the size of your order and delivery location.
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Returns
We offer a no hassle 30 days returns policy for refunds and exchanges for new, unworn goods.
This starts from the day you receive your order not from the day we despatch giving you enough time to check the item is right.
We offer a low cost returns service at a charge of £4.99 which covers the cost of returning your item and receiving your replacement order, further details can be found on our returns and exchanges page.
