Description
• Comedy Equestrian Card • A5 Premium card • Exclusive Equetech design • Designed and Made in the UK• Envelope included
"You've reached an age where the mounting block is your new best friend"
Bring a smile to any horse lover’s face with the Equetech ‘Mounting Block’ Greetings Card, a witty and relatable design that captures one of the funniest moments in equestrian life – the struggle to mount! Perfect for birthdays, celebrations, or simply to brighten someone’s day, this charming card is guaranteed to make riders laugh and nod in recognition.
Part of our exclusive range of Equetech comedy equestrian cards, the ‘Mounting Block’ design blends clever humour with stylish illustration, making it a standout choice for riders, instructors, and horse enthusiasts alike. From seasoned competitors to happy hackers, everyone will appreciate the light-hearted take on this familiar scenario.
Designed and made in the UK, this A5 equestrian greetings card is printed on premium-quality, sustainably sourced card stock, with no plastic packaging – making it an eco-conscious option as well as a thoughtful one. Blank inside for your personal message, it’s ideal for adding your own witty note or heartfelt words.
Whether paired with an Equetech gift or sent on its own, the ‘Mounting Block’ card is a fun, relatable reminder of the everyday joys (and challenges!) of riding. Celebrate the humour of the equestrian world with a British-made card that every rider will treasure. Envelope included.
Delivery
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We stock thousands of products in our express warehouse, while others are warehoused externally. As a result, delivery times can vary between products and size/colour options.
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Free UK Mainland Delivery
We offer FREE Royal Mail economy delivery on eligible UK mainland orders over £60.
*Free delivery is available on qualifying items up to 2kg and 61cm in length. Oversized or heavier products, including items such as muck scoops, rakes and dressage whips, are excluded from this service. Available delivery options will be shown during checkout.
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Returns
We offer a no hassle 30 days returns policy for refunds and exchanges for new, unworn goods.
This starts from the day you receive your order not from the day we despatch giving you enough time to check the item is right.
We offer a low cost returns service at a charge of £4.99 which covers the cost of returning your item and receiving your replacement order, further details can be found on our returns and exchanges page.