Description
• Comedy Equestrian Card • A5 Premium card • Exclusive Equetech design • Designed and Made in the UK• Envelope included
"Another year older, still can't find the correct diagonal"
Add a touch of humour to any rider’s day with the Equetech ‘Diagonal’ Greetings Card, a witty equestrian-themed design that every dressage rider will relate to! Perfect for birthdays, congratulations, or just for fun, this clever card captures the light-hearted reality of riding the correct diagonal — when sometimes, it seems impossible!
Part of our exclusive Equetech comedy equestrian greetings card collection, the ‘Diagonal’ card combines stylish illustration with tongue-in-cheek humour that riders and horse lovers alike will appreciate. Whether you’re sending it to a friend, instructor, or fellow competitor, it’s guaranteed to raise a smile in the stable yard or at the next dressage test.
Designed and made in the UK, this A5 eco-friendly greetings card is printed on premium-quality, sustainably sourced card stock and packaged completely plastic-free. Blank inside for your own message, it’s perfect for adding a personal note — from witty encouragement to heartfelt congratulations.
The Equetech ‘Diagonal’ Greetings Card celebrates the fun, frustration, and friendship that make the equestrian world so special. Funny, relatable, and beautifully made, it’s the ideal card for horse lovers who appreciate life’s little riding mishaps! Envelope included.
Delivery
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Free UK Mainland Delivery
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Returns
We offer a no hassle 30 days returns policy for refunds and exchanges for new, unworn goods.
This starts from the day you receive your order not from the day we despatch giving you enough time to check the item is right.
We offer a low cost returns service at a charge of £4.99 which covers the cost of returning your item and receiving your replacement order, further details can be found on our returns and exchanges page.
